Oliver Perez, soon to be former Met

Oliver (Martinez) Perez
Born August 15, 1981 in Culiacan, Sinaloa, Mexico
Bats Left, Throws Left Height 6' 3", Weight 160 lb.
2006-
Role: Organization savior? Organizational folly?



"Mmmmm....Tastes like Cy Young"



Approved Nicks:
Oh-Pea
Doh' Pee
Opie
OPP
Oliver "Down with OPP" Perez
Senor Sabor

Chan Ho Park, former Mets minor leaguer, could be on Dodgers right now, but no one really knows

Chan Ho Park
Born June 30, 1973 in Kongju, South Korea
Bats Right, Throws Right Height 6' 2", Weight 185 lb.
Not really a Met, but feet are registered weapons





APPROVED NICKS:

Chan Ho Parkinglot
Chan "Oh-No" Park
Chan "Walks the" Park
"Jackie" Chan Ho Park (after getting himself out of tight situation)
Chan Ho "No-No" (after pitching Mets first no-hitter)
Chan "Bo" Park (after taking up football and ruining hips)
Chan "Pimps up, Ho's down" Park
Chan Ho "South" Park
Chan Ho "Paaak" (Boston pronunciation)
Chan "Hoser, eh" Park (Canadian pronunciation)
Chan "Show Down for the 'Ho' Down" Park
Chan "I Wanna be a " Ho Park

Julio Franco, former Met, deceased?

Julio Franco, as the oldest living human being, oldest living athelete, and oldest living New York Met, seems a good place to start.

Bats Right, Throws Right Height 6' 0", Weight 165 lb.
Born: August 23, 1858



APPROVED NICKNAMES:

"Francostein"
"Undead"
"Father time"
Dirt
Moses
Waste-of-roster-space
Old Man River


Feel free to use the comments section to petition for additional names.

Gerald Williams former Met

Bats Right, Throws Right Height 6' 2", Weight 190 lb.
Born: August 10, 1966
Known For: Sucking, Taking up bench space



APPROVED NICKNAMES

"Ice"

The Office of the (Deposed) MLB Commisioner invites fans to petition for their favorite nicknames in the comments section.

Grant Roberts, former Met

Bats Right, Throws Right Height 6' 3", Weight 205 lb.
Born September 13, 1977
Met from 2000-2004



APPROVED NICKNAME:

"The Baker"

Jose Valentin, former Met

Bats Both, Throws Right Height 5' 10", Weight 175 lb.
Born October 12, 1969
Met from 2006-present
The man, the myth...




APPROVED NICKNAMES:

"Stash" (Stache acceptable)
"Zoro"

Fans may petition for alternate nicknames in the comments section.

Welcome to the ODCBBSM

Message from the Office of the (Deposed) Commisioner of Baseball Bureau of Standards and Measurements (ODCBBSM) Commisioner, Pete Rose



Under the auspices of the The Office of the (Deposed) Commisioner of Baseball Bureau of Standards and Measurements (ODCBBSM), I hereby release this list of approved nicknames for the New York Metropolitan baseball club. In the interests of promoting the smooth reading between the lines of all 2007 baseball related stories, the list is hereby promulgated, and this website shall act as a repository for such names as they develop in the future.

So fans, please check this space for updates and additions as the season progresses.I'm betting you'll really enjoy it!


(Deposed) Commisioner of Baseball, Pete Rose