Thursday, March 29, 2007

Chan Ho Park, former Mets minor leaguer, could be on Dodgers right now, but no one really knows

Chan Ho Park
Born June 30, 1973 in Kongju, South Korea
Bats Right, Throws Right Height 6' 2", Weight 185 lb.
Not really a Met, but feet are registered weapons


Chan Ho Parkinglot
Chan "Oh-No" Park
Chan "Walks the" Park
"Jackie" Chan Ho Park (after getting himself out of tight situation)
Chan Ho "No-No" (after pitching Mets first no-hitter)
Chan "Bo" Park (after taking up football and ruining hips)
Chan "Pimps up, Ho's down" Park
Chan Ho "South" Park
Chan Ho "Paaak" (Boston pronunciation)
Chan "Hoser, eh" Park (Canadian pronunciation)
Chan "Show Down for the 'Ho' Down" Park
Chan "I Wanna be a " Ho Park