Monday, October 6, 2008

Aaron Heilman, hopefully former Met, National Embarassment

Aaron Heilman
Born: November 12, 1978 ( 1978-11-12) (age 29). Bats: Right, Throws: Wrong
former high draft pick, almost singlehandedly ruined 2006 playoffs, 2008 season, etc.
Dislikes: parking spots that are far away
Likes: giving up walks and homers in key situations, ripping the still beating heart out of Mets fans


http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/2005/04/26/O3MMW4OD.jpg
"Even when I pump my fist, I suck."

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