Born: November 12, 1978 ( 1978-11-12) (age 29). Bats: Right, Throws: Wrong
former high draft pick, almost singlehandedly ruined 2006 playoffs, 2008 season, etc.
Dislikes: parking spots that are far away
Likes: giving up walks and homers in key situations, ripping the still beating heart out of Mets fans
"Even when I pump my fist, I suck."