Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Julio Franco, former Met, deceased?

Julio Franco, as the oldest living human being, oldest living athelete, and oldest living New York Met, seems a good place to start.

Bats Right, Throws Right Height 6' 0", Weight 165 lb.
Born: August 23, 1858



APPROVED NICKNAMES:

"Francostein"
"Undead"
"Father time"
Dirt
Moses
Waste-of-roster-space
Old Man River


Feel free to use the comments section to petition for additional names.

4 comments:

Coop said...

Franco is also known as moses. I call him Old Man River and another waste of bench space.

Rickey said...

I'd add "Methuselah" to that list.

I.M. Forme said...

if we call him "coach" will that make it true?

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